sarren

( Screencap of my fave scene from latest Dr Who ep under cut )

Yay for dinosaurs on a spaceship \o/ Now I NEED someone to write Riddell and Nefertiti travelling with the Doctor some more until they get the hang of space/time, and then for some reason (like Sherlock is crucial to the survival of the universe) Riddell becomes Lestrade to protect Sherlock. Lestrade's wife and kid are part of his cover story, he really goes home to Neffy, or rather, she's travelling around doing important world-saving stuff and drops in periodically to have hot sex where she is totally tops him.

Because otherwise I’m going to have to do it and I won’t have the time until after Yuletide and then what happens after Yuletide every year is my fic writing falls over because I have all that telly to catch up on again.

My life, so hard.

( Lewis fic I don’t have time to write )

Crossposts: http://sarren.livejournal.com/616201.html

( My very important opinions on TV and what I like )

( One of those memes where you just ask the questions and people post the answers in comments )

If you woke up in bed and I was lying next to you, what would your first thought be?

Clearly, despite my earlier whinge, I have too much time on my hands.I've gone and done that Random Pairings meme where you alphabetise your icon images and pair them off to see what you get. Currently, ~~luckily,~~ I don't have many, as my icons tend to fall in behind my current obsession.

( Who have we here? )

Current Mood: silly

( But I really, really don't like him.*** )

*examines own personality worriedly*

***Except when he's having hot, awkward threeway monkey sex with Kate and Sawyer, probably with blood, and bruising.

Current Mood: confused

( Am a bit surprised. )

( Utilitarianism, apparently. )

Current Mood: quixotic

Yay, a meme (I got off

thisisbone) that doesn't involve talking about me, but instead I get to make lists about actors and stuff. Whee!

( things I like )

And Now For Something Completely Different....Yikes! and Ow! and Each to their Own I guess...


tattoos are love
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I wasn't going to do it but then

ascetic_hedony issued the challenge, and okay, this is just creepy.

*Fandom Boys Will Do Boys... Thanks to us...*
What Pairing popped your slash cherry?	Kirk/Spock
Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No?	Unless it's pre or post- AIDS era, or, of course, one or both is an alien.
Positions?	flexibility is good, but there's something to be said for good old doggie style.
Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes?	Not so much, but as long as it's a bit of fun that doesn't threaten my Pairing.
Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first?	I like a simultaneous orgasm, occasionally. Too often and I'm like, how into it are you guys, really?
Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite?	Stupid question.
Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	As long as it's consensual.
Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	All good, but no blood...unless there's vampires involved. Duh.
Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way?	It takes all kinds.
Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other?	As long as it works, but not blood (cowers, whimpering)
Masturbation: only in emerencies, good practice, fun for the whole family?	The whole family, that's...disturbing.
Blowjobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe?	On your knees, bitch!
Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source?	Those guys, whose semen tastes 'wonderful'? I want to know what they're eating.
You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy	Every which way, baby.
Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship?	Not the picking out curtains fic, I'm begging you.
Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom?	man/woman....as in man roleplaying as a woman? Or just femme? Urrk.
*No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind.*
Favorite Slash Pairing	Harry/Draco
Most Slashable Character	Draco
Least Slashable Character	Richie Ryan
Best Fic genre?	First time
Worst Fic genre?	MarySue's a nice safe answer. Rape fic is my real answer.
Most over-used fic genre?	Bad boys who are just Misunderstood.
Penis?	What about it.
Lube?	Comes in handy. (Look! I punned!)
Rim?	Arnold Rimmer!
Glans?	A body part.
Head?	A couple of body parts.
The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey?	Musings on the best lube for wanking.
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sarren's LJ stalker is special_trille!

special_trille is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also getting with your significant other!

LJ Stalker Finder
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I did this once before and got

disabled. Now that's a weird-ass place.

Have actually only come online to finish the last two chapters of a H/D story I've invested too much time on, and of course, to see what my mates have been up to.

OMG,

mr_booboo! Come on over for shoulder massages if you're still sore.

Current Mood: sleepy

Your secret lover is Lucius. Umm..
I guess if the blonde hair does it for you...
You know, he's evil, right?

Who is your secret Hogwarts Lover?
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Current Mood: but in goood way

It took me about 20 tries before I got them all right. I'm not obsessive...(maybe if repeats that often enough)

Current Mood: obsessive
Current Music: Stuck in my head - I Love to Boogie, from Billy Elliot

Discworld: Which Ankh-Morpork City Watch Character are YOU?
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Current Mood: nostalgic

You're the smirk,a frown-smile hybrid that's a
little bit cocky and usually associated with
evil or arrogant,but attractive people.You
probably just don't give a damn,but it's
everyone else's fault if you don't because
you're too awesome to have any real faults.

What Kind of Smile are You?
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Current Mood: cynical

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This is how I feel at the moment.

The TV shows meme

Questions Meme

::facepalm::

Random Icon meme

The 'Who's your 'Lost' alterego?' meme.

Which Revenge of the Sith Character am I?

philosophy meme

movie lists for a change

the stoopid love is... meme

(no subject)

I suspected as much....

and who wouldn't want Lucius in their lj?

me obsessive?

because anything Discworld is irresistible

Why online quizzes with only 5 questions aren't the most accurate....

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