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| What Pairing popped your slash cherry? | Kirk/Spock |
| Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No? | Unless it's pre or post- AIDS era, or, of course, one or both is an alien. |
| Positions? | flexibility is good, but there's something to be said for good old doggie style. |
| Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes? | Not so much, but as long as it's a bit of fun that doesn't threaten my Pairing. |
| Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first? | I like a simultaneous orgasm, occasionally. Too often and I'm like, how into it are you guys, really? |
| Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite? | Stupid question. |
| Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting? | As long as it's consensual. |
| Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting? | All good, but no blood...unless there's vampires involved. Duh. |
| Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way? | It takes all kinds. |
| Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other? | As long as it works, but not blood (cowers, whimpering) |
| Masturbation: only in emerencies, good practice, fun for the whole family? | The whole family, that's...disturbing. |
| Blowjobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe? | On your knees, bitch! |
| Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source? | Those guys, whose semen tastes 'wonderful'? I want to know what they're eating. |
| You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy | Every which way, baby. |
| Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship? | Not the picking out curtains fic, I'm begging you. |
| Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom? | man/woman....as in man roleplaying as a woman? Or just femme? Urrk. |
| No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind. |
| Favorite Slash Pairing | Harry/Draco |
| Most Slashable Character | Draco |
| Least Slashable Character | Richie Ryan |
| Best Fic genre? | First time |
| Worst Fic genre? | MarySue's a nice safe answer. Rape fic is my real answer. |
| Most over-used fic genre? | Bad boys who are just Misunderstood. |
| Penis? | What about it. |
| Lube? | Comes in handy. (Look! I punned!) |
| Rim? | Arnold Rimmer! |
| Glans? | A body part. |
| Head? | A couple of body parts. |
| The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey? | Musings on the best lube for wanking. |
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