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Clearly, despite my earlier whinge, I have too much time on my hands.I've gone and done that Random Pairings meme where you alphabetise your icon images and pair them off to see what you get. Currently, luckily, I don't have many, as my icons tend to fall in behind my current obsession.



I found the mixure of names and titles the go by confusing so I've just stuck with first names/how they're addressed by people they may potentially have sex with.


Aiden Ford/Doctor (the ninth) The Doctor answers a distress call from a crashed spaceship, except when he goes to help the injured alien it grabs him and tries to feed, and it HURTS and he screams and then Ford comes racing through the forest (there's always forest) and kills the injured Wraith mercilessly and the Doctor is a bit shocked but then he sees Ford's EYE and understands.

Ian Somerhalder/Jack Harkness (Capt) Well, first Jack gets rescued by the Doctor, who's gone back to make sure nothing is left to change history again. Jack's a bit lonely so the Doctor takes him somewhere relaxing to cheer him up, a nice, quiet tropical island..where they find lots of AMERICANS filming 'Lost' and Capt Jack loves it and charms everyone into letting have a guest starring role on the show and it involves near naked mudwrestling with Boone. Cos why wouldn't it?

John Sheppard/Kirsten Dunst It's five years later, Shep's been invited to dinner at the White House, where he meets Kirsten, also a dinner guest (US Presidents do this crap invite celebraties to dinner don't they?) Obviously their mutal hotness results in a quickie in the bathroom, then John visits her on Set and hangs out until his leave is up and then he goes back Atlantis with a movie star girlfriend, which everyone knows about cos it was all on E!News and the crew of the Daedalus are all just big gossips and Rodney is all like jealous of John's blonde bimbo girlfriend.

Methos/River Tam Methos catches a ride on Serenity. Either Methos has remained a reformed character, in which case, he is careful of River's brokenness and gentle with her, or he's had some trauma that’s turned him evil again in which case he toys cruelly with her before taking her head.(Of COURSE she's an pre-Immmortal)


Rodney Mckay/Teyla It's been done.


Trip Tucker/Uma Thurman Well, obviously time travel would have to be involved, and as I can't see how the Enterprise would travel in SPACE as well as TIME (though I did see an ep where the Enterprise went back to 1995 Earth but I missed the beginning and never did find out how they did it) Okay, so once Billy Piper leaves the series Uma Thurman becomes the Companion (because she's a Fan, and because she's cool) but soons find out that it's really REAL. And yadda yadda the Tardis ends up on the Enterprise, preferably while Trip's pregnant, cos that will always be one of my favourite things to happen in Star Trek EVER.

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Date: 2005-08-28 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haunted-attics.livejournal.com
Ian and Jack mud wresling is gold.

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Date: 2005-08-31 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-booboo.livejournal.com
Jack/Ian!

Oh, and I really need to know more about Methos and River. NEED! That would make a good fic pairing. And soooooo do-able.

But, yeah, there's no way Methos would take River's head. She rocks - there's a stronger chance that *she* toys with hm and takes his head. Wow! How powerful would she be if she got Methos' quickening.

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