sarren

Me - Okay, bye, have a great long weekend.
angriest - Yeah, bye.
Me - Hey, do you believe zebra363 was afraid I was going off The Persuaders? Crazy!
Angriest - Oh, hey. *casually leans back in chair*
Me - Mmm?
Angriest - We were discussing potential panels for Swancon and there were a couple that made me think of you.
Me *takes tiny step back* Uh huh.
Angriest - One was how fanfic online is becoming different to *something something*
Me - Oh, bardigrub, emma_in_oz and cupidsbow always run those.
Angriest - We're looking for new people.
Me *la la I can't hear you*
Angriest - The other was on how people have built whole fandoms on shows that have been off the air for many years.
Me *faint stirring of unease*
Angriest - Three shows in particular were named. One was *something*, one was *something* and the other was The Persuaders!
Me - Okay I'll do it!


I was clearly lured into a trap!! My god, those convention running people are SNEAKY.

Everyone knows my entire experience of being on panels to date is sitting there and occasionally saying 'Slash is hot!' in response to well thought out deeply intellectual questions on transgressiveness/identity/feminism in literature etc. Right? Right?

So, apparently I've written the specification for a database. Yes, I'm as surprised as anyone. But there's one bit of coding I can't make work. Mostly cos I've bluffed my way through this without any actual Advanced Word training.


Basically, is there anyone out there who wouldn't mind me sending them one tiny little thing ::koff:: that needs fixing up?


Anyone? *looks pathetic* If I know you in person (or will be visiting you in the US next year) I can offer backrubs, or um, if I don't I could try and write you a ficlet in a fandom of your choice?