sarren

I rang up to make a dentist appointment about 2pm today.

Me - Yeah, hi, you've been highly recommended to me and I bet you're really popular and are booked up for ages!
Receptionist - Yes, we are. HOWEVER, you are really lucky because we've just had someone cancel and I can fit you in at 1.30pm tomorrow.
Me - I CAN'T POSSIBLY MENTALLY PREPARE MYSELF FOR VISITING THE DENTIST BY TOMORROW.
Receptionist *sounding amused* I understand. However, if you could possibly mentally prepare yourself by tomorrow, we can fit you in.
Me *clutches at straws* Oh no, I'm afraid it's way too short notice to arrange the time off work.
Receptionist *not sounding like she believes me for a second* How about mid-October? Is that time enough to mentally prepare yourself?
Me - I guess?

1. It is time to bring in the heater. I have Decided.

2. Today at work my head exploded just like JD's in Scrubs, but I was cheered by the image of Dr Cox standing beside me saying 'I can't believe your head exploded!'

3. Yesterday I watched thirteen episodes of Scrubs. Currently there exist 103 episodes of Scrubs that I have not seen yet. This makes me happy.

4. I had thought to wait until after America to get my wisdom teeth out, as one of them is growing sideways. However, PAIN!!! So, not. Also, you never hear anyone say 'I got my wisdom TOOTH out' What's with that, they figure as long as they're cutting you anyway, may as well not waste the good drugs?'

Well it's good thing that I got to Kmart as soon as it opened and snatched up the seasons of B5 I didn't have (and they had to search for one - I'm wondering if that was their only copy) because...

Then I went to the dentist about my toothache and he looked at my X-rays and apparently I won't be able to afford any more DVDs, or study, or anything for the next few years. Cos as if the abscess and root canal work isn't enough, my wisdom teeth all need to come out.

This is all really crappy and I'm dreading the pain, but I keep reminding myself that at least I'm not emma_in_oz.