I think I'm not totally boring because I'm into the wine.

[sarren]

Just been to an appointment with my maxillofacial surgeon. I am now drinking wine. I am apparently ineligible for the local or the twilight drugs due to them having to cut into my jaw. Unconsciousness for me!

Surgeon - Any previous hospital procedures?
Me - No
Surgeon - Any allergies to drugs like penicillin?
Me - No
Surgeon - Any other allergies?
Me - No
Surgeon - Do you take any medication?
Me - No
Surgeon - Smoke at all?
Me - No.
Surgeon - Well, you're boring.
Me *boggles*
Surgeon - Some ladies have, like, pharmaceutical lists. Ha ha ha.
Me *looks for means of escape*

Now I am going to drink more wine.