sarren

They say identifying yourself as klutzy makes it somehow self-fulfilling and I guess I can't argue with that since I can't remember a time when I wasn't regularly covered in bruises.

However for many years now I make the effort not to be so, where once I would have banged my head continually into the open door of the cups/glasses cupboard, now I mostly remember to close it, and have a reflexive duck and swerve manouver for when it's been left open.

Now let me mention silver_b_a's foot. Ack! Maybe I have Munchausen-by-Proxy. I *tried* to do a good thing the other day. Dragged her and Jodes off to RotK. Then ran over her foot. How?

How do these things happen to me and not to other people? (well, except for those brave enough to be my friends?)

Am I spacially-challenged? Or something?


So now I want to change my lj to cool b/w like Speranza's but am afraid I will come across as a sad little stalker fangirl. Really I'm not. Well, the fangirl part's accurate. Possibly also the sad part too. But not the stalky bit. I've only sent her feedback twice. Recently. And okay I got all excited when she wrote me back. I have to admit that. There were witnesses. But its *Speranza*. Right?

But I could harp on about Blood Magic by GatewayGirl again instead. *Three* people converted since last week. Okay, Trille and Jodes I had to physically pour them into my extremely creaky computer chair with Explorer opened to the first chapter, but it counts.

*cackles evilly*

soon they will all be in my power...


I have a secret shame that I can no longer bear in silence...

Tonight we watched 'Crossroads'.

*sob*

Yes. The Britney Spears movie.

*wail*

In my defence I was flicking channels to find something dull, and enervating Preferably with no vampires, screaming or staking. Cos, Bunny? Way to fascinated with the Buffy ep on in the background while I was feeding her spaghetti.

Expecting Bunny to be asleep within 20 minutes. 3/4 of girly road movie later she finally drops.

And still we watched, to the bitter end. Or rather, the uplifting/corny/wholesome/Britney end.

*cower*

And I didn't not like it.