Can't think of a single Britney song
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sarrenThey say identifying yourself as klutzy makes it somehow self-fulfilling and I guess I can't argue with that since I can't remember a time when I wasn't regularly covered in bruises.
However for many years now I make the effort not to be so, where once I would have banged my head continually into the open door of the cups/glasses cupboard, now I mostly remember to close it, and have a reflexive duck and swerve manouver for when it's been left open.
Now let me mention silver_b_a's foot. Ack! Maybe I have Munchausen-by-Proxy. I *tried* to do a good thing the other day. Dragged her and Jodes off to RotK. Then ran over her foot. How?
How do these things happen to me and not to other people? (well, except for those brave enough to be my friends?)
Am I spacially-challenged? Or something?
So now I want to change my lj to cool b/w like Speranza's but am afraid I will come across as a sad little stalker fangirl. Really I'm not. Well, the fangirl part's accurate. Possibly also the sad part too. But not the stalky bit. I've only sent her feedback twice. Recently. And okay I got all excited when she wrote me back. I have to admit that. There were witnesses. But its *Speranza*. Right?
But I could harp on about Blood Magic by GatewayGirl again instead. *Three* people converted since last week. Okay, Trille and Jodes I had to physically pour them into my extremely creaky computer chair with Explorer opened to the first chapter, but it counts.
*cackles evilly*
soon they will all be in my power...
I have a secret shame that I can no longer bear in silence...
Tonight we watched 'Crossroads'.
*sob*
Yes. The Britney Spears movie.
*wail*
In my defence I was flicking channels to find something dull, and enervating Preferably with no vampires, screaming or staking. Cos, Bunny? Way to fascinated with the Buffy ep on in the background while I was feeding her spaghetti.
Expecting Bunny to be asleep within 20 minutes. 3/4 of girly road movie later she finally drops.
And still we watched, to the bitter end. Or rather, the uplifting/corny/wholesome/Britney end.
*cower*
And I didn't not like it.
However for many years now I make the effort not to be so, where once I would have banged my head continually into the open door of the cups/glasses cupboard, now I mostly remember to close it, and have a reflexive duck and swerve manouver for when it's been left open.
Now let me mention silver_b_a's foot. Ack! Maybe I have Munchausen-by-Proxy. I *tried* to do a good thing the other day. Dragged her and Jodes off to RotK. Then ran over her foot. How?
How do these things happen to me and not to other people? (well, except for those brave enough to be my friends?)
Am I spacially-challenged? Or something?
So now I want to change my lj to cool b/w like Speranza's but am afraid I will come across as a sad little stalker fangirl. Really I'm not. Well, the fangirl part's accurate. Possibly also the sad part too. But not the stalky bit. I've only sent her feedback twice. Recently. And okay I got all excited when she wrote me back. I have to admit that. There were witnesses. But its *Speranza*. Right?
But I could harp on about Blood Magic by GatewayGirl again instead. *Three* people converted since last week. Okay, Trille and Jodes I had to physically pour them into my extremely creaky computer chair with Explorer opened to the first chapter, but it counts.
*cackles evilly*
soon they will all be in my power...
I have a secret shame that I can no longer bear in silence...
Tonight we watched 'Crossroads'.
*sob*
Yes. The Britney Spears movie.
*wail*
In my defence I was flicking channels to find something dull, and enervating Preferably with no vampires, screaming or staking. Cos, Bunny? Way to fascinated with the Buffy ep on in the background while I was feeding her spaghetti.
Expecting Bunny to be asleep within 20 minutes. 3/4 of girly road movie later she finally drops.
And still we watched, to the bitter end. Or rather, the uplifting/corny/wholesome/Britney end.
*cower*
And I didn't not like it.
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Date: 2004-01-07 05:54 pm (UTC)You know I've NEVER heard of this movie, ever. I think I must have been protecting myself by expunging my knowledge of it's existence every time it's ever been mentioned in my presence.
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Date: 2004-01-07 05:59 pm (UTC)*thinks hard* Unable to come up with a reason why it would be a conversational topic... Not even to bag it. Britney too Bland.
Damn paytv anyway!
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Date: 2004-01-07 06:04 pm (UTC)How could Britney make a movie and the whole world not know about it? Even I know she just accidentally married someone. Whoops. I guess her publicist must have been desperate. How long has it been since snogging Madonna?
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Date: 2004-01-07 06:53 pm (UTC)Um, sweetie, I think most of the western world probably has heard of this film
(could I sound *more* patronising?)
I had heard mention of the surprise marriage but you know, wasn't listening. Any idea who?
Meanwhile I'm feeling really STOOPID. Spent most of the film going
"Where's that actor (who played one of her mates) from?
Jen - "Don't know"
Me - "Was she Kendra?
Jen - "Don't know"
Me - "Was she Kendra?"
Jen - "Don't know"
Me - "Hmm, not sure."
Jen - *no answer*
Bugged me all night, googled actors name. Now I feel stupid.
Anamaria from PotC.
*hangs head in shame*
Jason Alexander
Date: 2004-01-07 06:57 pm (UTC)Re: Jason Alexander
Date: 2004-01-07 09:45 pm (UTC)High school friend makes more sense. Go Britney!
*brain melts* I just wrote that.
On a completely different subject, icons!!! Feel free to send me different piccies or fandoms.
Re: Jason Alexander
Date: 2004-01-08 05:25 am (UTC)