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NUMB3RS

The Inappropriate Behaviour Series 'In which there is hostage taking and inappropriate places to stash a gun, and ass fondling and a scandalous lack of underwear because Colby's a slut....'
Don/Colby I don't even like Numb3rs particularly, but I saw this recced on [livejournal.com profile] crack_van and it's funny! and hot! and it introduced me to Corona's awesome fics!


There's an angry clank of handcuffs against metal and both Colby and Don strive to look totally innocent and, if possible, boring while three small time criminals eye them nervously.

They also try to look as if Don doesn't have his hand down the back of Colby's pants.



PRIMEVAL

12 Primeval Cliches
Nick/Stephen

A series of great drabbles.


Pollination 'Animals aren't the only things that are dangerous.' Sex pollen ftw!!!
Nick/Ryan

He's vaguely aware that the phrase 'impaired judgement' belongs here somewhere.


Adrenaline 'Nearly getting eaten is stressful, Connor unwinds.' This writer makes any pairing believable and natural. I heart her.
Connor/Ryan

But when his shoulders thud against something that feels suspiciously like bark he realises he's been just a little bit slow and Ryan is smiling in that way he has when something is amusing him.


Open, Power, Secrets and Lies 'Lester is closed, until he's not.' This is powerful writing.
Lester/Ryan

He leans in reluctantly, and this is another lie, and he'll let Ryan catch his hair and push his mouth open like it was his idea all along, and it's so easy to take like this, to pull him in and roll enough to press him into the sheets.



PRIMEVAL/TORCHWOOD

Action Heroics ': Dinosaurs, always bringing people together.'
Jack/Stephen

Judging by the way the man's holding the rifle he knows what he's doing. He's not pointing and screaming 'dinosaur' which is always a plus in Jack's book anyway. He's also, if possible, even more attractive up close.


DR WHO/TORCHWOOD/PRIMEVAL/FIREFLY/SGA
5 Times Dinosaurs Made Them Do It 'Dinosaurs make them do it, or variations thereof.' This is mostly g rated, bloody Torchwood gets it stuck in the adult section *g*.
Jack/Rose/Nine, Jack/Ianto, Nick/Stephen, Mal/everyone

"Maybe someone should go out there and draw it away?" Mal suggests vaguely, in a vague, not at all decisive, way.

"You have fun with that," Zoe says flatly.



TORCHWOOD

Supermarket Schizms 'The alien menace invades the local supermarket.'
Jack/Ianto Hot, hot porn.

They are knocking the shelves askew, Ianto's pristine white shirt is now soaked through with purple and he's in serious danger of finding the smell of spilled Ribena erotic for the rest of his natural life.



Employee Relations 'Communal showers, insect intestines, and another set of hands.' I honestly did not think this pairing was possible, but Corona has written several awesome Ianto/Owen fics. This is HOT.
Ianto/Owen

Owen is narrow under Ianto's hands, skin pale and surprisingly soft where it isn't buried under insect internal organs.



Overtime 'There's a party, some amnesia, and some bland aliens.'
Various, implied Humour.

"If I find you pimped me out to an alien sir, I shan't be pleased."


5 Times Technology Has Endangered Torchwood 'Fiddling with alien technology is bad...Jack tends to do it anyway, and he's a bad influence on everyone else.'
Various Humour. Actually most of these are gen, but it's Torchwood so something like sex had to happen.

"Is it safe?" Tosh said quietly "After all there was that thing last week that you thought was a scanner and poor Ianto-." Ianto cleared his throat pointedly.



BEING HUMAN

The Friends We Make 'A man can buy throw cushions and not be gay you know, this isn't nineteen fifty five!'
Mitchell/George

"I can't help it," George says in a tone which somehow manages to be both awkward and strident. "I can't help it, it's been a long time and you were wriggling."



HEROES

Paper and Ink 'How many pictures make something inevitable.'
Nathan/Peter Believable, in character.

"I keep drawing the same thing." Peter says softly. "I can't make it stop, I can't draw anything else, I can't do anything else."

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