Public Service Announcement

[sarren]

In the style of emma_in_oz I bring you...


Please be extra nice to retail slaves workers for a while because it really sucks to be me them this time of year.



Exhibit A. Yesterday

Weirdo - THIS PRAWN COCKTAIL LOOKS FUNNY.
Me - I'm sorry, sir. I will refund your money.
Weirdo. - LAST WEEK I GOT A PRAWN COCKTAIL AND IT GAVE ME DIARRHEA.
Me - *still extremely pleasantly* I'm sorry, sir. However, our food is always within code, perhaps something in the prawn cocktail doesn't agree with you?
Weirdo - DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE.
Me *tiredly* Sir, I am not giving you attitude.
Weirdo YOU'RE GIVING ME ATTITUDE. *grabs prawn cocktail and clutches it to his chest* I'LL TAKE THIS TO THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT! I'LL HAVE YOU CONDEMNED!

And so on.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/doctor_k_/]

I just get "I'll report this to the media!"

They never follow through, though. I think the ones who are serious about reporting don't loudly proclaim their intentions to all and sundry.

[scotsnow.livejournal.com]

I am always nice to you.

On Sunday I was prepared to feed you cake AND massage your feet while reading ALOUD my BRING IT ON fic as my music played in the B.G. I was *prepared* to do all of these things and nurture all your senses. To soothe the bitterness of unfulfilled food promises, I was prepared to do this.

However, clearly *family* is FAR more important.

Hmmmf.

*grin*

[sarren.livejournal.com]

See, your fatal mistake was not mentioning the foot massages and Bring it On fic....family's not that important!


So where's my fic, then, HUH? Er, I mean, please???

[scotsnow.livejournal.com]

Hee hee.

*pats folder on desk* Your fic's right here, honey.

Hee hee hee.

[sarren.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

Want fic NOW!!

*regresses still further*