Public Service Announcement
Dec. 19th, 2004 04:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sarrenIn the style of ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
emma_in_oz I bring you...
Please be extra nice to retailslaves workers for a while because it really sucks to be me them this time of year.
Exhibit A. Yesterday
Weirdo - THIS PRAWN COCKTAIL LOOKS FUNNY.
Me - I'm sorry, sir. I will refund your money.
Weirdo. - LAST WEEK I GOT A PRAWN COCKTAIL AND IT GAVE ME DIARRHEA.
Me - *still extremely pleasantly* I'm sorry, sir. However, our food is always within code, perhaps something in the prawn cocktail doesn't agree with you?
Weirdo - DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE.
Me *tiredly* Sir, I am not giving you attitude.
Weirdo YOU'RE GIVING ME ATTITUDE. *grabs prawn cocktail and clutches it to his chest* I'LL TAKE THIS TO THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT! I'LL HAVE YOUCONDEMNED!
And so on.
emma_in_oz I bring you...Please be extra nice to retail
Exhibit A. Yesterday
Weirdo - THIS PRAWN COCKTAIL LOOKS FUNNY.
Me - I'm sorry, sir. I will refund your money.
Weirdo. - LAST WEEK I GOT A PRAWN COCKTAIL AND IT GAVE ME DIARRHEA.
Me - *still extremely pleasantly* I'm sorry, sir. However, our food is always within code, perhaps something in the prawn cocktail doesn't agree with you?
Weirdo - DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE.
Me *tiredly* Sir, I am not giving you attitude.
Weirdo YOU'RE GIVING ME ATTITUDE. *grabs prawn cocktail and clutches it to his chest* I'LL TAKE THIS TO THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT! I'LL HAVE YOU
And so on.