Public Service Announcement

[sarren]

In the style of emma_in_oz I bring you...


Please be extra nice to retail slaves workers for a while because it really sucks to be me them this time of year.



Exhibit A. Yesterday

Weirdo - THIS PRAWN COCKTAIL LOOKS FUNNY.
Me - I'm sorry, sir. I will refund your money.
Weirdo. - LAST WEEK I GOT A PRAWN COCKTAIL AND IT GAVE ME DIARRHEA.
Me - *still extremely pleasantly* I'm sorry, sir. However, our food is always within code, perhaps something in the prawn cocktail doesn't agree with you?
Weirdo - DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE.
Me *tiredly* Sir, I am not giving you attitude.
Weirdo YOU'RE GIVING ME ATTITUDE. *grabs prawn cocktail and clutches it to his chest* I'LL TAKE THIS TO THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT! I'LL HAVE YOU CONDEMNED!

And so on.

Comments

[scotsnow.livejournal.com]

Hee hee.

*pats folder on desk* Your fic's right here, honey.

Hee hee hee.

[sarren.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

Want fic NOW!!

*regresses still further*