Food adventure!

I just got a burger from a lunch bar I haven't been to in a long time.

Me - Is that 'hot and spicy' schnitzel hot hot?
Old guy - No, not really.
Me *is sad* Oh.
Old guy - I can give you SPECIAL chilli we put in fried rice. *holds up jar with suspiciously black looking contents*
Me - Awesome.
Old guy *puts sauce on burger*

Co-worker watches with wide eyes and there is an exchange which I didn't understand but which I think I can roughly translate by tones of voices.

Co-worker - Are you fucking crazy?
Old guy - Crazy white lady thinks she's hard core. I'll show her.

Me - What are you saying?
Co-worker *looks innocent* Have plenty of drink ready.


I'm a bit scared.


ETA: Ha! I am triumphant!

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Ha ha ha ha ha.

Jody brought Andromeda over and we are watching the pilot.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

*wheezes*

Important things about the Andromeda pilot.

- Kevin Sorbo’s pants are not tight enough.

- The computer’s cleavage isn’t low enough. In fact, why have her wearing clothes at all?

- Oh, please tell me Kevin and his epically sulky first officer are having lots of intense brooding sex.

- I do like the bug officer. She's cool.

- Oh of course intense sulky first officer is a traitor.

- BUG OFFICER GO SPLAT.

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Oh, YAY. The guy they modelled Ronon on just showed up.

Oh, that was the end. *iz sad*


It is possible I have had some wine


The second episode has automatically started. MOAR WINE.

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Dragonfly wants ME to get more drinks....but I'm ENTHRALLED by Kevin's fight with the overacting cyborg.