Food adventure!
Sep. 26th, 2008 12:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sarrenI just got a burger from a lunch bar I haven't been to in a long time.
Me - Is that 'hot and spicy' schnitzel hot hot?
Old guy - No, not really.
Me *is sad* Oh.
Old guy - I can give you SPECIAL chilli we put in fried rice. *holds up jar with suspiciously black looking contents*
Me - Awesome.
Old guy *puts sauce on burger*
Co-worker watches with wide eyes and there is an exchange which I didn't understand but which I think I can roughly translate by tones of voices.
Co-worker - Are you fucking crazy?
Old guy - Crazy white lady thinks she's hard core. I'll show her.
Me - What are you saying?
Co-worker *looks innocent* Have plenty of drink ready.
I'm a bit scared.
ETA: Ha! I am triumphant!
Me - Is that 'hot and spicy' schnitzel hot hot?
Old guy - No, not really.
Me *is sad* Oh.
Old guy - I can give you SPECIAL chilli we put in fried rice. *holds up jar with suspiciously black looking contents*
Me - Awesome.
Old guy *puts sauce on burger*
Co-worker watches with wide eyes and there is an exchange which I didn't understand but which I think I can roughly translate by tones of voices.
Co-worker - Are you fucking crazy?
Old guy - Crazy white lady thinks she's hard core. I'll show her.
Me - What are you saying?
Co-worker *looks innocent* Have plenty of drink ready.
I'm a bit scared.
ETA: Ha! I am triumphant!