Food adventure!

[sarren]

I just got a burger from a lunch bar I haven't been to in a long time.

Me - Is that 'hot and spicy' schnitzel hot hot?
Old guy - No, not really.
Me *is sad* Oh.
Old guy - I can give you SPECIAL chilli we put in fried rice. *holds up jar with suspiciously black looking contents*
Me - Awesome.
Old guy *puts sauce on burger*

Co-worker watches with wide eyes and there is an exchange which I didn't understand but which I think I can roughly translate by tones of voices.

Co-worker - Are you fucking crazy?
Old guy - Crazy white lady thinks she's hard core. I'll show her.

Me - What are you saying?
Co-worker *looks innocent* Have plenty of drink ready.


I'm a bit scared.


ETA: Ha! I am triumphant!

Comments

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

And the outcome was... that the sauce was pleasantly warm?

[sarren.livejournal.com]

*handwaves* The one I had from our local yesterday was hotter. Mmm.

[victorian-tweed.livejournal.com]

Ooh I'd like to try some 'special chilli sauce'! Sounds magical.

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Actually, it wasn't magical. But my local lunch bar, I discovered yesterday, will (on request) wield a chilli sauce that'll burn your mouth off, so I'm very pleased with my chilli situation on the whole.