I could be sleeping.

Thirty six minutes into Blade Trinity and it's not looking good.

What? I LIKED the first two.

However, Callum Keith Rennie has a really minor role as a vampire gangsta. I know where my duty lies. And the guy from Prison Break is here. Also Ryan Reynolds and James Remar. And there's a hot chick with a crossbow and leather.

Mostly it's been car chases and excessive violence, which I am totally over, but now they've started talking. It's not actually an improvement.

In conclusion Ryan Reynolds does not carry off the beard, but Prison Break guy totally does.

Also, Dragonfly is snuggled up against my arm. I can only assume she's pished.


Edit Ryan Reynolds, kneeling, chained to the floor, shirtless, sweaty. On that note, I'm going to bed.