This is going to be GREAT. Yay!

Why did no one tell me Adrian Paul plays a gay naval commander??
http://www.heretv.com/AOriginalsDetailPage.php?programKey=120

I feel you've let me down, people.

There's an ant on me. GET IT OFF.

Somehow I own a pair of beige lycra SKIN TIGHT pants.

Most days, when I am a sane person, I know better than to wear them in public.

I am going to the shops now. For milk and cheese.


Also, I have white boyleg knickers on. Not that you can see them or anything. I just felt like an overshare.