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Hoo yah! Their powers are manifesting! Yay! Shame the dodgy dvd skipped half the Big Reveal.

Scene: Fireman dangling of bridge while collegues frantically try to save him! He loses his grip! OH NOES! He falls! His plummet to his death is halted! Some guy in a suit has grabbed him.

Distinguished looking stretchy guy - It's okay, I've got you!
Fireman *looks unconvinced*
Dragonfly and me (in unison)- Who's got YOU?


It's hard to get too caught up in a film that keeps freezing and jumping about, but in this case I'm not sure it's going to matter. I'm having too much fun watching Julian McMahon ham it up, and Jessica and Hornblower take it all, oh so seriously.

Also, I like that the blond guy keeps flirting shamelessly with Rock Man.

Blond Guy - Look how hot I am.
Jessica - Not good. Hot like a supernova!
Hornblower - You get any hotter and you could burn up the atmosphere and destroy all human life!
Blond Guy (covered in some kind of freezing foam) Got it. Supernova bad.

Hornblower, Blond Guy, and Jessica appear in their blue lycra bodysuits.

*pause as Sarren's brain goes offline again*

Hornblower - These uniforms went through the Unknown Radiation with us - therefore they can transform with us!

OH THIS FILM IS JUST TOO GREAT. *laughs and laughs*

They just had this musical montage where Blond Guy tickles sleeping Rock Man with a feather, then watches as Hornblower's arm stretches across the hall to retrieve toilet paper. And so on.

I wish I had a whole lot of alcohol to enhance my enjoyment.

veging

Jul. 16th, 2006 03:19 pm
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SEND HELP!

Dragonfly has me trapped in front of a never ending line up of kid's films.

The day started out so promisingly too, we got up and watched the new Atlantis ep - so for the first time I don't have to spend weeks avoiding half my flist and 90% of new fics. I tried to escape to my computer at that point, but then Dragonfly started grooming the dog, which requires me to be present to distract and brush him. 'Five Children and It' was on, which I half watched - the Sand Fairy was voiced by Eddie Izzard.

Then Dragonfly chucked lunch in the microwave and put on 'Sky High'.

Me - I'm not wasting another 2 hours of my day off watching kids' films when I could be wasting it on the internet!!
Dragonfly - You can play on my laptop after lunch, I'm going to do ironing.

Ten minutes later

*microwave beeps*

Ten minutes later

Me - Okay, you're going to have to hit pause if we're ever going to eat.

Very cute film. The main character's best friend (obviously destined to be the love interest)is like a really pale-skinned Lana Lang clone, only with personality, and his high school arch-nemesis (obviously going to be his best friend) is the cutest baby!Ronon.

Now she's put on 'The Fantastic Four'. At least Jessica Alba and that Hornblower guy are pretty. Lordy, I don't know who that blond guy is and frankly I don't care, that blue lycra suit that clings to every curve has to be seen to be believed. Jessica and Hornblower are expositing right now - I'm waiting for my brain to reengage.

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