In case anyone hasn't already seen this, it's a page by page summary of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and it's GOLD.
OMG THEY SUSPENDED IT!!! *is speechless*
Page 175: Harry sees Voldy ordering Draco to torture the Death Eaters who failed to capture him. Draco continues his hot streak of being the lamest villain ever.
Page 176: "Chapter Ten: Kreacher's Tale." Oh, boy. Kreacher. But first, an extended tour of 12 Grimmauld Place, because we've never read about this place before. Sirius Black's bedroom has non-magic pictures of motorcycles and bikini chicks everywhere, which, given the abysmal lack of coolness in the wizard world, is not half bad.
Page 180: Harry finds a letter his mother wrote Sirius. Nice touch. Harry's reaction is of course as emotionally leaden as you would expect.
OMG THEY SUSPENDED IT!!! *is speechless*
Page 175: Harry sees Voldy ordering Draco to torture the Death Eaters who failed to capture him. Draco continues his hot streak of being the lamest villain ever.
Page 176: "Chapter Ten: Kreacher's Tale." Oh, boy. Kreacher. But first, an extended tour of 12 Grimmauld Place, because we've never read about this place before. Sirius Black's bedroom has non-magic pictures of motorcycles and bikini chicks everywhere, which, given the abysmal lack of coolness in the wizard world, is not half bad.
Page 180: Harry finds a letter his mother wrote Sirius. Nice touch. Harry's reaction is of course as emotionally leaden as you would expect.
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Date: 2007-07-24 02:28 am (UTC)