At the beach this arvo...

[sarren]

Bunny *standing knee deep in a tidal pool with a net* How can I catch a fish when they keep running away?

Me - Try standing very, very still and maybe they'll forget about you.

Bunny - Great. I'm Winnie the Pooh but with fish.




Bunny loves Cabin Pressure. There's a scene where Martin (played by Benedict Cumberbatch) is stuck up a tree...

MARTIN Ooh. Oh. Ooh! Ooh! Bees! Carolyn! Lots of lots of lots of bees! Er, i-in the dead branch! A lot!
CAROLYN: Well, don’t shout! Just climb down! Climb down!
MARTIN (in a loud whisper): No. I don’t think I should move. I don’t think the bees would like it! I think I’ll just keep very still, and maybe the bees will forget me!
CAROLYN (flatly): Oh, terrific. I’m stranded in the middle of Ireland with Captain Winnie the Pooh.