It's too painful, we've had to call it a night.

[sarren]

Five minutes into an episode, too.

Clark and Alicia have just walked into The Talon. Cue scene of everybody being bastards to them.




We're supposed to believe Lana and Jason haven't slept together????

And then, omwtfg, she believes he broke up with her because he doesn't think she's ready for that kind of relationship SO OBVIOUSLY THE SOLUTION IS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM TO KEEP HIM. I'm insulted on Jason's behalf.

Chloe's 'don't do something you'll regret like I did' speech makes me want to slap the scriptwriters. What a slut.

Martha's diatribe about marriage being sacred and how Clark is stupid is seriously cracked because hello? RED KRYPTONITE. Jeez, way to suck at parenting.

LANA IS IRRITATING ALL OF THE TIME. GO AWAY, LANA. GO AWAY.

Also, three months in seedy clubs in Metropolis, surrounded by LOOSE WOMEN, high on the good stuff and Clark never got laid? I'm afraid my ability to suspend disbelief just doesn't stretch to infinity.





Jason is a sweetie, and so pretty. In case that wasn't clear.

Clark and Alicia are fucking beautiful together and omg that hotel room scene was insanely hot.

I really, really, really, like Alicia and want her and Clark to live happily ever after even though I know she's DOOMED. God forbid somebody gets given a second chance.

Clark's necklace. Shame about the red kryptonite because it's the hottest thing he's ever worn. Of course, he was half naked a lot of the time so I may be unduly influenced.

Being told off by his Mom made Clark cry. AWESOME.

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[special-trille.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen much past s1 of Smallville, so I can't comment on most of this, but:

Jensen is very nice looking. I agree.