Important things for today.

[sarren]

JAMIE OLIVER MADE ME EAT BEETROOT.

Have you ever noticed that "Big Salad" sandwiches are inevitably mostly grated carrot?

Comments

[victorian-tweed.livejournal.com]

Beetroot is yummy, darlin'.

The Big Salad sandwiches I've encountered seem to have bulk quantities of alfafa sprouts in them.

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Only when you buy them from health-food type places or cafes. Regular sandwich shops are awash in carrot gratings .

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Also, beetroot and I are not friends. I got through the sandwich by pretending I couldn't taste it. Also, there was a kinda sickly aftertaste in the back of my throat, and I wasn't sure if that was the beetroot or if they'd put some kind of mayo in it. I'm not a fan of dressings, either. Or grated carrot in sandwiches for that matter.

BUT IT WAS HEALTHY.

[angriest.livejournal.com]

Ooh that bastard Jamie Oliver. I don't trust him. Beady eyes. Smells like cabbage.

[sarren.livejournal.com]

And his mouth is stained red like Denethor, only from the beetroot!!!