PRIMEVAL PRIMER
Apr. 1st, 2007 01:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So there's this team! And they chase dinosaurs around and get snippy when the military contingent want to shoot them. And they are coolness.
Watch the trailer!
This is Nick Cutter. Nick is a Professor and has a sexy accent!

The one with better hair than John Sheppard is Stephen. He tracks things! The other dude is Connor. Connor is a huge geek. I'm not slashing them. I'm not!
Nick and Stephen are inseparable, for reasons that escape me, except hot, and cute and why not. Right now Stephen is saying 'You know those movies where you think the killer's finally dead and then they JUMP RIGHT UP AGAIN?'

Stephen's hair rocks on! And he has a gun! The other guy with the really BIG gun is Ryan. He is laconic, and good natured, and completely unfazed by all the weird shit he's asked to do.

Just because.

Ryan, not obscured by big gun. And because you need to know that the other guy is IN CHARGE. He's a HATCHET MAN for the Home Office. I don't remember his name, but he has lots of antagonism with Nick if you swing that way.

Claudia is from the Home Office and is in charge of the wacky academics. She rocks and I am totally shipping Claudia and Nick.

Our heroes see the dodos! AWWW! Connor looks distracted, because Stephen has just put his hand on his shoulder. Dammit. NOT SLASHING THEM. The blonde chick is a lizard expert and spends a lot of time wandering around in cute knickers. Apart from that she has failed to do anything interesting so far.

OMG DODOS!

Watch the trailer!
This is Nick Cutter. Nick is a Professor and has a sexy accent!
The one with better hair than John Sheppard is Stephen. He tracks things! The other dude is Connor. Connor is a huge geek. I'm not slashing them. I'm not!
Nick and Stephen are inseparable, for reasons that escape me, except hot, and cute and why not. Right now Stephen is saying 'You know those movies where you think the killer's finally dead and then they JUMP RIGHT UP AGAIN?'
Stephen's hair rocks on! And he has a gun! The other guy with the really BIG gun is Ryan. He is laconic, and good natured, and completely unfazed by all the weird shit he's asked to do.
Just because.
Ryan, not obscured by big gun. And because you need to know that the other guy is IN CHARGE. He's a HATCHET MAN for the Home Office. I don't remember his name, but he has lots of antagonism with Nick if you swing that way.
Claudia is from the Home Office and is in charge of the wacky academics. She rocks and I am totally shipping Claudia and Nick.
Our heroes see the dodos! AWWW! Connor looks distracted, because Stephen has just put his hand on his shoulder. Dammit. NOT SLASHING THEM. The blonde chick is a lizard expert and spends a lot of time wandering around in cute knickers. Apart from that she has failed to do anything interesting so far.
OMG DODOS!