important things breaking my brain today

[sarren]

Texted one of my assistants last night to make sure he had a key to open the store today. He texted back at THREE AM to tell me he didn't. Okay, sure I was up, stupidly I was not expecting to have to throw myself out of bed at 7.30 to go meet him at the store. And then he was SIX MINUTES late. *glares* It matters. So I've had four hours sleep. I suspect this guy is running a double shift on less than that.


It was probably the sleep deprivation that made me follow links to fanfiction.net and read Jeeves and Wooster CROSSOVER fics. The Blackadder one is surprisingly good, the Dr Who one was amusing - I had issues with Captain Jack being a bit of a drama queen - til I remembered the Cyberwoman episode of Torchwood.
http://community.livejournal.com/indeedsir/264538.html?mode=reply


NEKKID DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH A HORSE IS SERIOUSLY MESSING WITH MY HEAD.
http://broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=15430
I freely admit my lack of education - I did not know that Equus was about a man who has sex with a horse. Ordinarily, this would not faze me overmuch - but these photos of naked Harry Potter are just...I'm not coping. He's like this man-boy and it's freaky and yes I KNOW have read entirely too many fics where HP has sex of, pretty much every conceivable kind, but I don't want to actually SEE his not quite grown up body like for real. *dies*



And to make it all better - John Barrowman and boobies. Wet.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/spaceygal64/sa3p6.jpg


Also, everyone should read this UK QAF/Dr Who crossover - it's completely cracked.
http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/23/nascent.html