Hey Mickey, you're so fine you blow my mind

[sarren]

I had a rockin' day at work today and it's the last hour of a double shift and I've got the music cranked up and am dancing wildly around singing Hey Mickey! and I say

So have you seen Bring It On.
17yr old k/hand Er..no.
Me Are you even straight? It's got Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku as cheerleaders!!
Boy *bemused*

*doubletake* Wait a minute! Is it just me or did you just describe Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku as HOT?

Me I'm straight. I'm not DEAD.


(Not that anyone at work takes my occasional mentions of straightness seriously. The mother of my child regularly brings her in to visit, and last year I took a floozie in a low cut dress* to my work Christmas party and then danced with her all night instead of socialising.)

*special_trille

Comments

[baby-elvis.livejournal.com]

I believe emma_in_oz also experiences this! Very often I have had to correct people's assumptions about her and special_trille.

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

*grin*

If wobowikkles and I could keep our hands off each other in public, we also wouldn't confuse the issue.

Me: I've had a lovely time - now I'm going home to my beloved BF.
Random Strangers: Wait. You have a BF? Weird...

[ice-ice-vovo.livejournal.com]

Heh, you're a fauxmosexual.

[sarren.livejournal.com]

*just notices icon*

What the hell?