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What Pairing popped your slash cherry?	Kirk/Spock
Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No?	Unless it's pre or post- AIDS era, or, of course, one or both is an alien.
Positions?	flexibility is good, but there's something to be said for good old doggie style.
Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes?	Not so much, but as long as it's a bit of fun that doesn't threaten my Pairing.
Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first?	I like a simultaneous orgasm, occasionally. Too often and I'm like, how into it are you guys, really?
Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite?	Stupid question.
Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	As long as it's consensual.
Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	All good, but no blood...unless there's vampires involved. Duh.
Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way?	It takes all kinds.
Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other?	As long as it works, but not blood (cowers, whimpering)
Masturbation: only in emerencies, good practice, fun for the whole family?	The whole family, that's...disturbing.
Blowjobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe?	On your knees, bitch!
Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source?	Those guys, whose semen tastes 'wonderful'? I want to know what they're eating.
You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy	Every which way, baby.
Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship?	Not the picking out curtains fic, I'm begging you.
Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom?	man/woman....as in man roleplaying as a woman? Or just femme? Urrk.
*No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind.*
Favorite Slash Pairing	Harry/Draco
Most Slashable Character	Draco
Least Slashable Character	Richie Ryan
Best Fic genre?	First time
Worst Fic genre?	MarySue's a nice safe answer. Rape fic is my real answer.
Most over-used fic genre?	Bad boys who are just Misunderstood.
Penis?	What about it.
Lube?	Comes in handy. (Look! I punned!)
Rim?	Arnold Rimmer!
Glans?	A body part.
Head?	A couple of body parts.
The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey?	Musings on the best lube for wanking.
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