Master and Commander - OMG TEH GAY.

I am only up to page 35 and am boggled by the gay!

( How Aubrey and Maturin meet, as described to a six year old )

Flist knows all.

I'm failing at teh internets. You know, for a change.

How do I get a map of Perth's water systems, um rivers, dams, aquifers etc?

Please.