lost innocence

[sarren]

*from the other end of the house*

Dragonfly - INTERNET VERY SLOW TODAY.
Me -Uh oh.
Dfly What?
Me Have you been downloading a lot?
Dfly *innocently* Yes, why?
Me HOW MUCH have you downloaded?
Dfly Four-something gig. Why?


*wavy thing to denote memory*

Me Yes hello I want to switch to broadband.
CS- Which package would you like?
Me Well I surf the net A LOT but I don’t download shows, or music or anything.
CS The starter pack will be fine then, you get 2GB peak + 2 GB offpeak.
ME Yep, I won’t use half that.
CS *mutters something*
Me What?


*frantic call to ISP*

Me WE’VE GONE OVER! OMG HOW MUCH AM I BEING CHARGED AND IT’S ONLY THE MIDDLE OF THE MONTH.
CS Breathe. You’re not being charged, you’re connection is just really slow.
Me I need to upgrade RIGHT THIS SECOND.
CS That’s fine.
Me When people sign up with starter packs you guys must just LAUGH and LAUGH.
CS *giggles*

Comments

[special-trille.livejournal.com]

speaking of laughing and laughing...

...that's exactly what I'm not doing at your tragic shaping incident.

(except for the way I am)