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Saw this ad for Today Tonight - The Miracle Dress That Looks Great On Every Woman. This is *news*. I'm just saying, there is nothing more important to talk about at the moment?
Me It's a MAGIC dress. When bigger people put it on, all the extra weight gets sucked into it and then when skinny people put it on the weight slides back into the dress and fills it out. Voila!
Dragonfly So does that mean when you take off the dress the extra weight is gone too?
Me No, the magic is IN the dress.
Dragonfly It's rubbish magic, then. And also, TERROR LAWS.
Now I'm thinking this post should be DELINGUISHED.
*watches as flist all click on their online dictionaries*
Delinguish is my NEW FAVOURITE WORD.
# It is Harry's last year at Hogwarts, and he discovers a new weapon that will delinguish Voldemort forever.
Ah, Summary Executions, I always forget about you until I stumble over excitedness in some friend of friend of friendslist.
Also, 'annihilate' is just too complicated, I think. Sure, it looks pretty, and it's an exciting challenge for those weirdos who go on Spelling Bee tournaments, but really wouldn't it be just better like this...
An rich american family was the victim of a Lord Voldemort attack. They were almost completly enialated, except for one girl, the only witch, at least, that's what she thinks.
No really, I'm going to change my spellcheck. Also, I think 'freind' should be spelt like this. I've always thought so. In fact I spent my entire primary school career getting marked down on it. Sure, I knew how they thought it should be spelt, but clearly my way is better. Everyone can see this, right?
In conclusion, I really, really want to read this fic...
God has found a way to unite the kindgoms of Heaven and Hell. It involves his son Draco and Lucifer's son Harry
Well, okay, not *that* actual fic. But the fic that, say,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
helenish could write given that premise.
*sigh*
Also, I just went through this post and deleted about twelve exclamation mark. I've become an exclamation mark ho.
Me It's a MAGIC dress. When bigger people put it on, all the extra weight gets sucked into it and then when skinny people put it on the weight slides back into the dress and fills it out. Voila!
Dragonfly So does that mean when you take off the dress the extra weight is gone too?
Me No, the magic is IN the dress.
Dragonfly It's rubbish magic, then. And also, TERROR LAWS.
Now I'm thinking this post should be DELINGUISHED.
*watches as flist all click on their online dictionaries*
Delinguish is my NEW FAVOURITE WORD.
# It is Harry's last year at Hogwarts, and he discovers a new weapon that will delinguish Voldemort forever.
Ah, Summary Executions, I always forget about you until I stumble over excitedness in some friend of friend of friendslist.
Also, 'annihilate' is just too complicated, I think. Sure, it looks pretty, and it's an exciting challenge for those weirdos who go on Spelling Bee tournaments, but really wouldn't it be just better like this...
An rich american family was the victim of a Lord Voldemort attack. They were almost completly enialated, except for one girl, the only witch, at least, that's what she thinks.
No really, I'm going to change my spellcheck. Also, I think 'freind' should be spelt like this. I've always thought so. In fact I spent my entire primary school career getting marked down on it. Sure, I knew how they thought it should be spelt, but clearly my way is better. Everyone can see this, right?
In conclusion, I really, really want to read this fic...
God has found a way to unite the kindgoms of Heaven and Hell. It involves his son Draco and Lucifer's son Harry
Well, okay, not *that* actual fic. But the fic that, say,
helenish could write given that premise.*sigh*
Also, I just went through this post and deleted about twelve exclamation mark. I've become an exclamation mark ho.
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Also, lost your email when the 'puter crashed, but I'm not going to be able to get to Fandomedia (lots of shift changes etc)