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[sarren]

By the way, we're leaving tomorrow. For a week.

*flist fail to care*

Hello? I will be without access to the internet and all the yummy goodness that is sexy, sexy McKay Atlantis.

*cries*

Jody will be looking after the house and the pets and the Broadband and any other responsibilities that I may or may not have at the moment. *looks shifty* She can contact us if necessary.



I'd also like to take a moment to issue a disclaimer over my previous ::cough:: slightly drunken post, both in the interests of accuracy and also to assure people that cricketk and I really are the reasonably cool people you had previously thought we were until I told you we were drinking coolers. I'd like to thank people for not unfriending us.

We were in fact drinking Cruisers which are obviously not an embarrassing 80's fad. True, they are carbonated sugar drinks but ....actually I don't know where I was going with that.

Comments

[vegetariansushi.livejournal.com]

...but where are you going? *prepares to miss you*

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Down south.

...which means nothing to you, but actually sums up

1 Country.
2 Cold.
3. Driving down long, long windy stretches of road while keep weather eye out for kangaroos, foxes, the occasional wild boar...

[vegetariansushi.livejournal.com]

Oh, that sounds nice! Are you going for anything specific, or just a bit of a break?

[ascetic-hedony.livejournal.com]

And I read 'down south' as Due south' *shrug* non-lj user S. and Trille corrupting me again (still).

Margaret river south, wheatbelt south or albany south?
Suspect that covers all the basics.
*looks at date*
And you won't answer me until you return but still...

Darn It!

[emma-in-oz.livejournal.com]

I intended to send this to you before you left... But maybe it can wait for you when you get back.

It's your very own McShep. It's not VirginMcKay ('What *is* that?'). It's not SlutSheppard ('I use my hair gel as lube. Why do you think it's so spiky?').

It's the lesser known (much lesser known) Regency Romance McShep.

Rodney posed by the side of the dancefloor, confident he looked every inch the gentleman in his impecable dove grey satin suit and snowy white unmentionables. Across the room he saw the debutante whom gossip held to be a progedy of mathematical ability. He had even heard her compared to Lady Ada Byron, the genius who had programed for Mr Babbage's computational machine. He recollected their most recent conversation:

'I hear you are.... mathy.'
'La, sir!'

On a roll

[emma-in-oz.livejournal.com]

A very bad roll.... A genderfuck story for you.

Sheppard waited for McKay to freak out the way Weir and Bates had when they had been informed that they were victims of the genderbending retrovirus from PX7 092. He had a spiel prepared about how it wouldn't make any difference and they would treat him exactly the same and he needed to take some time to calm down.

But instead of looking puzzled or distressed or frankly angry - the way
the others had - McKay leapt from the sickbed with almost unbecoming glee. 'What an unparalleled opportunity!'

Sheppard averted his eyes from the glimpse of McKay's now even more generous rear end peeking through the hospital gown. Looked like McKay was kind of Junoesque, tall for a woman and stately. 'An unparalleled opportunity to do what?'

McKay was throwing on his science geek uniform - ignoring the fact that it no longer fit very well - and his voice was a muffled. Sheppard
could hear some kind of monologue about research and gender/sex
differences and controlling for variables. 'You're seriously going to
your lab to do research on... what? Your spatial abilities now you're a
woman?'

McKay shot him a look which clearly said he was a moron. 'No, you
idiot, we are going to my room to have sex now I'm a woman.'

Re: On a roll

[special-trille.livejournal.com]

that's brilliant! oh, I love it so very much.

[ice-ice-vovo.livejournal.com]

Are you home yet?

*pines*

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned recently that I love you?

Re: Darn It!

[sarren.livejournal.com]

*laughes*

I love you. A lot.

Re: On a roll

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's just not good enough. I WANT AN ENTIRE STORY BASED ON THIS NOW.

Please *smiles winningly*

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Nearly seven hour drive (freakin' roadworks!)

Re: Darn It!

[emma-in-oz.livejournal.com]

Me too! I mean, loving you obviously. Not loving me. Though that too.

Re: On a roll

[emma-in-oz.livejournal.com]

I think that's all there is of that story. I did start writing something else while I was up north. Note to self: it's really important that I completely separate the porny story from the meeting notes before I hand the meeting notes in.

Re: On a roll

[sarren.livejournal.com]

*cries*

You tease.