I MOCK.

[sarren]

I'm kinda tempted to go to the home open for this one tomorrow. Mostly because I can't get over the fact that despite the location and "luxury" house they're only asking $750k for it. Is it made of paper mache?

Agent *looks around* I reckon we can ask $750. Maybe you'll get $735.
Owner - But it cost over a million to build!!!
Agent - Oh. *sympathetically* Were you drunk?

Comments

[craig9520.livejournal.com]

Maybe you can still smell the bodies or the photos were from "before the fire".

[kremmen.livejournal.com]

Looks kinda nice, but much of the inside looks like a hospital with all those white floors. And you say "despite" the location? Maybe "because of"? It's 40 mins drive from the city and over 30 mins from the beach.

[sarren.livejournal.com]

It's a nice area with a good school.

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

didja go?

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Nah, cricketk came over with a trailer and we did tip runs instead.