Hmmph

[sarren]

Me *cries* angriest gave me a cartoon of Commissioner Gordon cut into pieces.
cricketk - Why would he do that?!
Me - Because he knew how DISTRAUGHT I was over that fic I read where Gordon got cut into pieces.
Cricketk - That'll teach you to be so mean to him at all the time!!!

Disclaimer - Sure, I tease him a bit, and okay, I steal his chips, and yes, I have had one of his Dr Who dvds for like, three months, but this is the man who once threatened me with Dr Who spoilers.

There's no justice.

Comments

[angriest.livejournal.com]

Don't, like, explain how incredibly wonderful and cute Gordon looked when cut up into bits.

And he's a comic book character. He'll get better. Alfred the butler turned into a supervillain then died, and he still seems OK now.

[sarren.livejournal.com]

He IS pretty cute.


ALFRED TURNED INTO A SUPERVILLIAN??????

[angriest.livejournal.com]

From wikipedia:

Ironically, Alfred's loyalty would lead him to become a member of Batman's rogue's gallery. While pushing Batman and Robin out of the way of a falling boulder, Alfred was seemingly killed in Detective #328 (June 1964). It was revealed in Detective #356 (October 1966) that he had been revived by a scientist named Brandon Crawford. His attempt at regeneration resulted in a dramatic change: Alfred awoke from his apparent death with pasty white skin with circular markings, superhuman powers, including telekinesis, and a desire to destroy Batman and Robin. Calling himself The Outsider, he indirectly battled the Dynamic Duo on a number of occasions, using others as his puppets – the Grasshopper Gang in Detective #334, Zatanna in Detective #336, and even the Batmobile itself in Detective #340 – and generally only appeared as a mocking voice over the radio. He did not physically appear in the comics until Detective #356, when he is bathed again in the rays of the regeneration machine during a struggle with Batman, and returns to normal, with no memory of his time as a supervillain. His time as the Outsider is collected in Showcase Presents: Batman Volumes 1 & 2.

[mynxii.livejournal.com]

*is giggling unhelpfully*

(you know i love you right?)

[sarren.livejournal.com]

CUT. INTO. PIECES.

[joandarck.livejournal.com]

WHAT????????

I reject this canon.

...Does sound awfully right for Michael Caine, though.

[angriest.livejournal.com]

It's OK. They a big DC Universe-side continuity reboot in the 1980s and the above events didn't happen any more anyway.