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I am getting drunk. It's the only way I'm going to be able to watch the rest of the episode about Lex's repressed childhood memorries.

b€eging to understand LIonel.

(Have switched to Raffles while we have dinner)

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Is it just me or does the weather guy on the AbC look like he's overdosed on NO-Doze after staying up all night playing *Insert latest computer game*?

WE have crazy wiggly lines on channel 2 since we boycotted foxtel. *is sad*


Also, tony abbott is a loony person.

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Am I drunk, or did our esteemed Prime MInister just say that the 'cleanest greenest energy source' is nuclear power?

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There's a slightly drunk Dutch guy wearing a sarong, a sleeveless shirt unbuttoned to the navel, a gold necklace with a rectangular pendant, a stud in one ear and a sleeper in the other sitting our couch telling us he only has a problem with gay guys if they're effeminate and two girls together are good and he's all for an 'altogether' and he'd like to watch and oh, are we gay?

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OMG NOW HE'S TELLING DRAGONFLY HOW MUCH HE LIKES HER BOOBS.

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NCIS is on tv, I can't hear mch but I think diNOzzo just turned down a promotion because of Gibbs?

Also, I may possibly have screamed like a girl when I saw Gibbs. WHAT IS WITH THAT MOUSTACHE AND WEIRD PARTING IN HIS HAIR.

I am horrified. HORRIFIED.

Also, can someone please stop this Dutch guy telling about his exotic sex life. I'm begging.

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HELP!!!! My brain is dribbling out my ear.

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Just so you know, that previous post was brought to you by DRAGONFLY. I, clearly unwisely, left the room to escape the dutch guy.

See if bring her any more alcohol. her and her boobs are ON THEIR OWN.