I HAVE NO SPOON.

No, seriously. I have Milo. I remember licking the spoon as I finally thought to check my flist, an hour after I started reading fanfic... New Fandom obsession, how I love you.

THE SPOON IS GONE.

ENTOURAGE!!!

Where are all the fabulous Entourage fics, please.

All the OTHER ones, not written by Shalott, Miss Pamela, Giddygeek, Hack This etc, because obviously I've read those.

No, I haven't had time to feedback yet. I've barely had time to eat.

No, I haven't seen A SINGLE EPISODE YET.

What?