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So last night Dragonfly rocks up to Emma & Trille's full of joie de vivre and looking forward to hours and hours of Atlantis.

Dragonfly *strolls in* What ho!
Emma So everything work out with Bunny then?
Dragonfly What?
Emma Did you get Bunny out of the toilet all right?
Dragonfly WHAT?
Emma Sarren posted that Bunny was stuck in the toilet...
Dragonfly *stares speechlessly*
Emma Would you like to use the phone?

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Due South is my default fandom.

I know the honeymoon phase of a new fandom is over when I can read a shiny new (to me) fic and feel the same intensity of love for Ray K and Fraser as I do, for example, for Sheppard and McKay.

So I just read this fic which is told alternatingly from three points of view in first person, (which style of writing normally shits me but which the writer does so well that I ceased to care) the other pov being a childhood friend of Ray's, a surprisingly likeable OFC. Go read it, it's nice.



*Would just like to clarify that my love for Atlantis is still all shiny and pure, it's just that I plan to sneak around behind it's back and have a sordid affair with an old flame.

**I was trying to go for a 'lipstick on my collar' sort of analogy too, but 'wolf hair on my collar' sounded wrong on a level I wasn't prepared to sink to, and then I thought of hair gel but that sent me to a mental place where Sheppard and RayK are comparing brands and wondering how it could be used in sex play and then I gave up and went to a VERY HAPPY PLACE.

Brilliance!

Totally stolen from caitlen

1.) Open Google.com and type in the web search "miserable failure"
2.) Don't click search, but click "I'm Feeling Lucky."
3.) What do you see?!

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Right, am off to bed now, because Dragonfly is going to wake me at some stupid hour of the morning to move Emma's Couch of Major Back Pain out of our carport so the Tree Man can come remove that freakin' big dead tree from the backyard before it falls on the neighbours.

I just want people to know that it is entirely unfair that John Sheppard and Ray K will never get to meet and have wild monkey sex that somehow does not result in weird bed hair when they wake up in the morning hot and sweaty and wrapped around each other.


And also, that I find the use of 'fake lj cut' to denote a link slightly IRRITATING.