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Scene - Me reading McShep fics. Bunny (at the other end of the house) playing computer game.

Bunny *appears next to me* I need you to come with me.
Me *follows* *presses Exit icon*

...repeat several times at five minute intervals.

Me It's usually the button on the right, Bunny. Just press that. Also, learn to read soon.

5 minutes later

Bunny I need you to come with me.
Me Press the button on the right.
Bunny. I did. And something is very, very wrong.