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Oct. 25th, 2005 12:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sarrenLast night I was horribly sore so when I went to bed I made sure I lay carefully, evenly on my back. I slept well, and woke in the morning in exactly the same position.
Except my pajama top was now only attached to me by one arm.
Weird.
Except my pajama top was now only attached to me by one arm.
Weird.
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Date: 2005-10-24 04:50 pm (UTC)o.O
Someone is molesting you in your sleep. *g*
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Date: 2005-10-25 09:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-24 10:17 pm (UTC)Wizards did it.
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Date: 2005-10-25 09:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-25 03:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-25 07:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-24 10:50 pm (UTC)*cuddles*
*massages*
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Date: 2005-10-25 09:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-25 12:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-25 12:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-25 12:19 am (UTC)[hugs for the soreness]
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Date: 2005-10-25 09:14 am (UTC)But I don't understand, is there somewhere else it wanted to be? A Better Place For Pajamas? And why weren't the pants invited?
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Date: 2005-10-25 11:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-25 07:36 pm (UTC)Best answer ever.
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Date: 2005-10-26 12:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-25 07:40 am (UTC)You see - at night, while you're asleep, all of your clothing deserts you and escapes into the backyard to build sandcastles in the moonlight.
And socks are like unicorns. They stay out playing until too late and get left behind, which is why you always need to keep buying new socks. To solve my sock disappearing problem, I now sleep nude - I have not lost any socks since embarking on this course of action.
So next time, just stay asleep a little longer and your pyjamas will be completely on again!
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Date: 2005-10-25 09:11 am (UTC)I could *fake* being asleep, would that work?
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Date: 2005-10-26 01:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-26 01:22 am (UTC)*clothes stare back*
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Date: 2005-10-26 12:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-26 01:30 am (UTC)*looks at socks that I slept in and am still wearing*
What? It's still winter..ish.
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Date: 2005-10-26 01:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-10-26 03:27 am (UTC)