Inspired by kageygirl, who's last two posts have involved random

[sarren]

It's five minutes ago, I'm standing in the kitchen in jeans and bra bitching to Dragonfly about Foxtel's digital conspiracy.

Me *sips tea*
Dragonfly *talks*
Me I just spilled my tea on my tummy
Dragonfly *maintains eye contact* I wasn't going to mention that.