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sarrenApparently even two years after escaping retail hell, customer suck stories are still addictive. Someone posted a link to this a couple of weeks ago...I'm up to page 113...
From the Not Always Right blog
Virgin Galactic, Eat Your Heart Out
Airline | Orlando, FL, USA
(I’m a flight attendant, and was doing my pre-takeoff check in the cabin. A man stops me and gestures to the small digital camera sitting in the seat next to him.)
Passenger: “Is it ok if my camera is here for the flight?”
Me: “Sure, sir. That will be fine.”
Passenger: “But shouldn’t I put it in the overhead bin?”
Me: “It should be fine there, but if you’re worried about it falling on the floor during landing you could put it in the overhead bin.”
Passenger: “But after takeoff, won’t it start floating around the cabin?”
Me: “Well, sir, just hold on to it. Once we slingshot around the moon, it will be fine.”
Hee! Also, lj tags, best things ever, how else could I reminisce fondly about the good old days.
From the Not Always Right blog
Virgin Galactic, Eat Your Heart Out
Airline | Orlando, FL, USA
(I’m a flight attendant, and was doing my pre-takeoff check in the cabin. A man stops me and gestures to the small digital camera sitting in the seat next to him.)
Passenger: “Is it ok if my camera is here for the flight?”
Me: “Sure, sir. That will be fine.”
Passenger: “But shouldn’t I put it in the overhead bin?”
Me: “It should be fine there, but if you’re worried about it falling on the floor during landing you could put it in the overhead bin.”
Passenger: “But after takeoff, won’t it start floating around the cabin?”
Me: “Well, sir, just hold on to it. Once we slingshot around the moon, it will be fine.”
Hee! Also, lj tags, best things ever, how else could I reminisce fondly about the good old days.
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Date: 2009-03-28 02:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-03-28 06:34 am (UTC)*pokes* You know you have an lj, right?
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Date: 2009-03-28 08:16 am (UTC)Also? I ADORE your icon.
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