non fandom related, non friendslocked entry. woohoo!

Was surprised and pleased to get to work Friday morning and find the store in one piece, after the gang fight that went on outside at closing time the night before. Stores across the road weren't so lucky, nor were some folks who lived up the road a little way. Forensics were there from early am til after lunchtime, a news crew came and went and finally the cops got around to interviewing us.

Me *blah blah* this is what we saw, this is the numberplate and description of vehicle, here's a couple of the guys names for you *blah blah*

Cop A uh, okay *asks more questions*

Cop B *scribbles stuff down while being left-handed and Asian Go him! *

Me Would you like the videotape?

Cop A *looks interested* Does it show like the outside surrounds?

Me No, it shows the guys at the counter buying stuff.

Cop A *loses interest*

Me The same guys that were involved in the fight.

Cop A Not sure if we'll need it.

Me *loses interest* Well, you have a week to decide til we tape over it.