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sarren ([personal profile] sarren) wrote2004-07-12 02:55 pm
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not so pc

Me shortly after taking over store in dodgy, dodgy area: "Please remove that drink from beneath your top and put it back on the shelf, and please don't do that here again".

Me today one year later: *slams hands on counter* "TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR POCKET PUT IT BACK ON THE SHELF AND LEAVE!"


sigh I used to be so mild mannered and unassuming....

[identity profile] sarren.livejournal.com 2004-07-13 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
And how exactly am I supposed to stop them? Without endangering myself or the teenagers that work with me?

And what about when I was held up? Was I supposed to tackle the guys with the big knife?

Company policy is not to put yourself or your staff at any risk.

This stuff used to happen on a daily basis. Just by training my staff to be alert and by not letting people get away with it, mostly they don't bother us just cos they know we are paying attention and are prepared to confront them.

*gets off high horse*

[identity profile] scotsnow.livejournal.com 2004-07-14 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
*climbs on hi-horse; rides it like a bucking bronco, hooting like crazed yahoo*

Actually, now that I think about it, a withering glance from you is probably enough to put the fear of retribution into them.

*smooch* :)

[identity profile] sarren.livejournal.com 2004-07-16 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I have a mental image of Scot on one of those bucking machines, dressed like Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels....

That's just shut my brain down in self defense....

::reboot::

[identity profile] scotsnow.livejournal.com 2004-07-20 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I do like Cam, and you know me and fetish wear.

::chuckle::

[identity profile] sarren.livejournal.com 2004-07-20 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Not yet, but I'm looking forward to the experience!

[identity profile] scotsnow.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
I warn you that you may need another brain reboot!!

Mwaaaaahahahaha!