sarren | (no subject)

vegetariansushi is a bad, bad girl. It is completely her fault that I'm eating a peanut butte/m&m/chocolate bar right now.

They have peanut butter m&m's over there.

*pauses to marvel*

I'm afraid the rest of the candy didn't do much for me. Luckily

zebra363 was on hand to save the day.

Me - Hmm, Butterfingers?
Zebra - Best candy, eva!
Me *bite* Revoltingly sweet. *holds out*
Zebra. *snatches and scoffs* (muffled) Clearly, you are mad!

Me - Another peanut butter candy? In a cup.
Zebra - Not quite up to the standard of Butterfingers which should be required eating.
Me *bite* Also waay too sweet. *holds out*
Zebra *consumes*

Me Peanut butter m&m's? Sensing a theme here. *bites*
Zebra *holds out hand*
Me Get away from me before I keeell you.

[ Later, only mildly nauseus ]

Me - Saw Hellboy yesterday. Must now sample Baby Ruth. *takes bite* Nope, too sweet. What a surprise. *hands on to next person*

Also to the person who promised to send me slash when they heard I was about to watch Hellboy. Thankyou, but no thankyou. Clearly, it's all about the het.